Golf Putter Jokes
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Golf Putter Jokes

A little golfing joke for you?
A husband and wife were sharing a round of golf. On the ninth green she
suddenly colla p ses with a heart attack. "Help me, darling," she groans to
her husband.
The husband dials 999 on his mobile phone, talks for a few minutes, picks
up his putter, and lines up a putt.
His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying over
here and you're putting?!"
"Don't worry, my dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on
the second tee and he's coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him
play through."
That's seriously funny.
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Forum Novelties 61225 Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game List Price: Sale Price: $19.35 You save: $16.64 (46%) |
DescriptionThe toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while going to the bathroom. Sure it sounds funny, but for the golfer that just can't get enough of the game, it's the perfect item. The Potty Putter comes complete with a putting green made from the same professional carpet found at miniature golf courses, a cup with a flag, 2 golf balls, a putter and a "Do Not Disturb" door hanger... |
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Golf Guaranteed Tee Time Potty Putter
Sale Price: $21.99 |
DescriptionGolf While You Go TeeTime the game for the Golf Fanatic. Comes complete with putting green, 2 balls, golf club, cup with flag, and occupied sign. |
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Putt Putter Putting Golf Golfing Degree: Custom Gag Diploma Golfer Doctorate Certificate (Funny Customized Joke Gift - Novelty Item)
Sale Price: $13.99 |
DescriptionOne customized novelty certificate (8.5 x 11 inch) printed on premium certificate paper with official border. Includes embossed Gold Seal on certificate. Custom produced with your own personalized information: Any name and any date you choose. |
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